WWW or What to Wear at a Wedding

I love being a woman. In comparsion with the option of being a man.

Don't get me wrong. I envy men in many ways.

1) Body hair
Trying to imagine them being hot and not embarrassing.

2) Wrinkles
When on men they shout "life experience", on women it's more like "She lost it.."

3) Shoes
We've got pretty good ones, but boy do you men got nice shoes. In my next life I'll buy them all, if male, instead of just admireing them from a distance.

Trying not to get too far from the point.

And the point is. When it comes to dressing up for a wedding, I am happy I am a woman. I got two invitations this summer. And as a woman I have some options.

A. Romantic
The romantic style is never wrong at a wedding. But it's not me. Next!

B. Sophisticated
That is a dangerous card to use. It is close to being boring. If you pull it off, it might be fab. Otherwise..

C. Sexy
One of my favourites. Be aware, though, be careful not to let it slide into the next category. Comes in handy when there are women to confront or men to flirt with.

D. The wedding slut
All women have the right to be one, if you ask me. There is always one that has a skirt too short or just left a very useful bra at home.

E. Overdressed
Always a bad thing. It might help saying you just came straight from another, posher party. If even a bit concerned, take something more modest to change into with you. Just in case.

So what to go for? I have a combination I love - B + C. It's tested and it does work.

Black satin, thin white stripes, red belt, a hint of glimmer on the lips, the perfect nails, the short hair, the high heals. Could be a killer.

*****

Just got home from a night out with my little bro. Ah - loved it. The best company one can find. Am I lucky or what?!


(**Taurus, if reading, Happy Birthday! It's already 41 minutes into 18 June.**)